Fun Condominium

Leave it to me to make a Maltese blush

maussie — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 03:29:12 +0000

Me [1:43 PM]:
want some maltesers?

Galea [1:45 PM]:
yummo.. thanks

Me [1:46 PM]:
i love the maltesers!

Galea [1:46 PM]:
SO DO I.. but then Im maltese lol hahahahahahah

Me [1:47 PM]:
oh yes, you are maltese!
i totally forgot that part about you

Galea [1:48 PM]:
HAHAHAHA does that mean u love me too? hahahha

Me [1:48 PM]:
oh yea, i totally love you
lol

Galea [1:48 PM]:
lol u dag

Me [1:48 PM]:
haha

Funny Conversations Carnival Sep 28, 2009 Edition

maussie — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 23:08:25 +0000

Welcome to the September 28, 2009 edition of funny conversations carnival. Apologies for the delay. In my defense, life has been crazy- even though the craziness was just in my head at times .

Prior Adams presents Supermarket Miracle posted at Prior Adams, saying, “The conversation that ensues after two people have the exact eight items in their shopping carts.”

Deanna Mavis presents I Could Be Brown, I Could Be Blue, Vi-o-let Sky posted at Gathering Orange, saying, “I’m a college freshman, blogging about my experiences. This is a little medley of advice I’ve collected over the past three weeks. Enjoy!”

Brooke Allen presents Driving in Lithuania posted at Rambling Brooke.

Lovelyn presents How Much is Your Eye Worth? posted at Nebulous Mooch.

Banquet Manager presents The 50th Anniversary & the Wrinkled Nightgown posted at So You Want To Be a Banquet Manager….

Lastly, here is something from my blog to conclude this edition with: Is this ‘Politically Incorrect’?.

Hope you enjoyed reading the entries as I did. Don’t forget to add the blogs you like to your RSS Reader

That concludes this edition. Submit your blog article to the next edition of funny conversations carnival using our carnival submission form. Past posts and future hosts can be found on our blog carnival index page.

Also, if you would be interested in hosting some editions of this carnival, by all means, let me know. I am looking for volunteers who will be interested, it will be a once in every two month thing (I will host the alternate ones- or even less if we get more inetersted hosts. You can host it in your blog or I can give you access to this one (you’ll need a login with WordPress, and can have a slot for showcasing your blog entries as I do and share one post with the readers per edition)- either way- discussion can solve it.

You can drop me an email at emcie at y7mail dot com- if you’d like to discuss.

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funny conversations carnival – August 23, 2009

maussie — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 12:03:14 +0000

Welcome to the August 23, 2009 edition of funny conversations carnival.

Banquet Manager presents 2 Doctors Having Sex… posted at So You Want To Be a Banquet Manager….

Abi Tight presents Facebook. Abi Tight feels like Iggy Pop the day he plugged himself into a power plant posted at The Butterfly Diaries, saying, “What is this incredible vibrating feeling? Has the phone gone off in my pocket again? Has Venus just skipped into my astrological sign? Or is that crazy love mojo meditation I got off Hay House’s Internet radio station actually starting to work? if you like this extract from the newly launched Butterfly Diaries please leave a comment on my blog or @butterflyblog on twitter and beome my facebook friend Abi Tight. Thank You. x”

Len Penzo presents The Magic 8 Ball Answers Your Money Questions posted at Len Penzo . Com.

Banquet Manager presents My Trip To COSTCO posted at So You Want To Be a Banquet Manager….

alisa kuzmina presents That’s the Spirit posted at A Personnel Matter.

Saelen Ghose presents The Continuing Adventures of Bob: I’m a Vegan Now posted at The Guy’s Perspective, saying, “Thanks for your consideration.”

Brooke Allen presents My Future Mother-In-Law Propositions Me For… posted at Rambling Brooke.

Jackie Meyer presents If It’s Not Broke, Don’t Fix It posted at Heart of the Matter.

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Pekky and I about our ‘Work Lunch’ the next day

maussie — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 01:54:58 +0000

Me [11:47 AM]:
i hope it’s not pizza tomorrow
like last year

Pekky [11:47 AM]:
i don’t think so
i think it’s going to be some fancy food
cause there will be waiters serving us

Me [11:47 AM]:
better be

Pekky [11:47 AM]:
u think waiters will serve us pizza?
Kekekekekkeke

Me [11:47 AM]:
lol
True

Create your own Funnies

maussie — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 01:07:02 +0000

>Me:
(Excerpt of the forwarded message sent to Pekky- it was about ‘out of office replies’)

6. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is
unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try
sending again.

(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over)

Pekky:

I think reason 6 is the most useful and might even work with our users!
Hahahah

>Me:

Hahaha.
But mind you, your mailbox will be full.
It will help us play ‘spot the idiot’ though

Creative ‘Out of Office’ replies

maussie — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 01:15:31 +0000

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. I may be a little moody so be prepared.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.

3. Sorry to have missed you, but I am at the doctor’s having my brain removed so I can be promoted to our management team.

4. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

6. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.

(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over.)

7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

8. Hi, I’m thinking about what you’ve just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.

9. I’ve run away to join a different circus.

10. I will be out of the office for the next 1 week for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as “Sharon” instead of “Steve”

Funny Conversations Carnival – July 13, 2009

maussie — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 01:19:18 +0000

Welcome to the July 13, 2009 edition of funny conversations carnival.

old-wizard presents Top 10 Worst Fanboys posted at old-wizard.comThis one does not really fall into the category ‘Conversation’, but I thought it was funny anyway- so decided to include it in this edition

Conversations

David McSweeney presents Marks & Spencer Dutch Shortcake | Philosophy And Biscuits posted at Philosophy And Biscuits, saying, “see the comments for a detailed conversation on the semantics of rating biscuits!”

Condo Blues presents Condo Blues: How to Keep Water Pipes from Freezing that Ends with My Dog Wanting a Pirate Tattoo posted at Condo Blues.

christopher foster presents Old husband finally learns new trick posted at thehappyseeker.com, saying, “This post points to one or two necessities for happy relationship”

Len Penzo presents My Kids’ Loan Interview with the Bank of Dad posted at Len Penzo . Com, saying, “Never try to outsmart your kids.”

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On Annual Leave, over with Pekky

maussie — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 00:18:27 +0000

Me [9:59 AM]:
Haven’t told him about December yet

Pekky [10:01 AM]:
I think should be alright
Cause its holiday anyway

Me [10:06 AM]:
Yes, but i’ll probably take the whole month off. That’s a LOT of days.

Pekky [10:06 AM]:
December is a quite month
Heheheh
Don’t worry, I am taking the whole month in February too

Me [10:06 AM]:
That’s the shortest month!

Pekky [10:06 AM]:
HAHAHA! True!

Funny Conversation Carnival

maussie — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 04:57:46 +0000

Welcome to the webpage of ‘Fun Conversation Carnival’.

If you find yourself trading funny lines through IM’s, emails, or even in your regular conversations- then this may be the place for you to share.

This is all very new still, but if I get some good responses which will make it worth my time that needs to be spent here hosting a carnival… say… about once a month- well and good.

So keep sharing your funny conversations through this page: http://blogcarnival.com/bc/submit_7457.html

and keep the ball rolling!

Feh.. Are you my friend??!!

maussie — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 04:44:45 +0000

VoYaGe To => UlTiMaTe*^*SaTiSfAcTiOn says:
Who’s the baby with you in the userpic? Did you have a baby??!!

Pipilika says:
parents and me
idiot!

VoYaGe To => UlTiMaTe*^*SaTiSfAcTiOn says:
pohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
khek

Pipilika says:
just because i look like my mum

VoYaGe To => UlTiMaTe*^*SaTiSfAcTiOn says:
u wish
u wish u looked like aunty

Pipilika says:
shut up!
she’s prettier.. so what? i still look like her!

VoYaGe To => UlTiMaTe*^*SaTiSfAcTiOn says:
u wish again